Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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