You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i just google imaged poop.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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