Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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