But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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