can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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