You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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