I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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