I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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