He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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