Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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