just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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