ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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