I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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