1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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