Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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