Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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