I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He did a backflip because drugs
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