soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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