Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I love you.
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