when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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