did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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