I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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