i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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