i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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