There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
