i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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