she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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