Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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