NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
this just has baby written all over it
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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