nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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