That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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