I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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