well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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