So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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