absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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