I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
