why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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