bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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