if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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