what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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