The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Did I show you my penis last night?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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