Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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