Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
