WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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