i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I lost the right to judge tonight
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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