And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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