i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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