Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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