Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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