just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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