Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You are a genius and a whore.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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