A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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